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Smear Campaign of the Day: GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum, who has been battling a certain “Google Problem” for nearly a decade, apparently thought it wise to have his latest political ad feature a Mitt Romney lookalike firing a brown, frothy substance at a cardboard cutout of his image.

Then again, considering Santorum is now tied for first place with Romney, maybe it was? After all, everyone loves a good poop joke.

In related news, Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine — AKA the “guy who got kicked out of Metallica for snorting too much cocaine” — has official endorsed Rick Santorum for President.

“You know, I think Santorum has some presidential qualities,” he told MusicRadar.com, “and I’m hoping that if it does come down to it, we’ll see a Republican in the White House… and that it’s Rick Santorum.”

[wonkette / politico / @elibraden.]

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